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♪ Laa la-la laa ♪

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♪ La-la laa la ♪

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♪ La-la laa la ♪

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♪ La-la laa la ♪

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♪ La-la laa la ♪

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♪ La-la laa la ♪

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♪ Mary Mary
it looks like clean ♪

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♪ And the game
is lookin' all the same ♪

9
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♪ Why don't you just
quit it too ♪

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♪ Someone else
will tend your zoo ♪

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♪ Mary when you come back ♪

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- Hi.
- Hi.

13
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Hi.

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Um, he's still alive.

15
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Won't be for long.

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'What makes you so sure?'

17
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Look at him.

18
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Um, will you help me
get him off the beach?

19
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'Not me. If he bites you,
you can get rabies.'

20
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Oh, rabies my ass.

21
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What's your name?

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Sandy.

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- I'm Peter. This is Dan.
- Hi.

24
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- 'Which house are you in?'
- Over there, the Stern house.

25
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Hey, look, will you help me
get him off the beach?

26
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These gulls are pretty
dirty animals.

27
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If they bite you,
you really can get sick.

28
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'Oh, never mind.
I'll do it myself.'

29
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Give me your towel.

30
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Look, if we don't get him
off the beach, he's gonna die!

31
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He's gonna die anyway.

32
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Well what happened to him?

33
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I don't know, I was just walking

34
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along the beach,
and there he was.

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Maybe he flew into something.

36
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W-w-what could he fly into?

37
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Another bird?

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♪ Hey this weekend ♪

39
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♪ Where the music is ♪

40
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♪ Saturday Sunday W-A-B-C ♪

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'Free-swinging
music power all weekend long'

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'at 77 W-A-B-C.'

43
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'On a day like today
it's good to be with you'

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wherever you are.

45
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♪ W-A-B-C power hit three ♪

46
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'Big Dan with more music power.'

47
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'Let's get the inside poop on'

48
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'Hal the Handyman. Alright, Hal.
Comehere.

49
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♪ Any time you got
a thing needs fixin' ♪

50
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♪ All you need
is Hal the Handyman ♪

51
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Watch him. I'll be right back.

52
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♪ Any time at all
all you got to do is call ♪

53
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How old?

54
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- Uh, she's just a kid.
- Talks older.

55
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How can you tell
if it's a male or a female?

56
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Hmm?

57
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Oh, males have one,
same as you and me.

58
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Hey, let's take a look
when he dies.

59
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If he dies.

60
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Ah, he'll die.

61
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Not if she has anything
to say about it.

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'What's that?'

63
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Beef consommé.

64
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Oh, you got to be kidding.

65
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Shut up.

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Doesn't like it.

67
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He does, too.
Gulls like everything.

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They eat all kinds of crap.

69
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You're just gonna kill him
quicker by drowning him.

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Hey, see, he does too like it.
Whoo!

71
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'Why don't you let him
die in peace?'

72
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No!

73
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No, he's a sweet, old bird.

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'What are you gonna do
with that sweet, old bird?'

75
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I'll make him my pet.

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'Hold him.'

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Very good, now you have
a half-dead bird

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tied to a deck railing.

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Hey, what is that thing
in his neck?

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- 'Where?'
- Right there.

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What is that thing?
Jesus! It's a fishhook!

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- Oh, God!
- 'Look at that!'

83
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That thing's swallowed
a fish hook!

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'How come there's no blood?'

85
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Look you're gonna have
to take it out!

86
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Who, me?
You're out of your mind!

87
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Well, will you do it?

88
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'Look, someone has to,
or he's gonna die!'

89
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Please?

90
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I suppose I can try.

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Hey, Superman, hold his beak.

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- You kidding...
- Come on! Hold his beak open!

93
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- I'll hold it open.
- Okay.

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No, look I'll do it,
but if he bites me...

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- Just hold his beak open!
- I'll hold his feet.

96
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No, you go get me
a pair of pliers.

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I want to cut the barb.

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Okay, come on, hold his beak.

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'How am I gonna get it open?'

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Open it, alright?

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'Okay. Ow! Damn it!'

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'Hurry up.'

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Look, I can't hurry up,
I'll tear his throat apart!

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It's stuck in his throat.

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Oh, God.

106
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'If I... just push that thing.'

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'through it's neck.'

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Got it?

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Did you get it?

110
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Yeah, I got it.

111
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Oh, Peter, you saved his life!

112
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Thank you! Thank you both!

113
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I'll go get some bandages.

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♪ Slippin' ♪

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♪ Reelin' ♪

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♪ Spinnin' ♪

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♪ You're all over my mind ♪

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♪ I'm about to explode ♪

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♪ You're all over my mind
baby baby ♪

120
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♪ And I'm all over it too ♪

121
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♪ And I'm a-thinking 'bout you ♪

122
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♪ Making me get all hot ♪

123
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♪ Baby there is no flu ♪

124
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- You know what?
- What?

125
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I spent all day
making my bird a harness.

126
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What does he need a harness for?

127
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To keep him from flying away.

128
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He's beginning to get
pretty active.

129
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You really think
you can train him?

130
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What does the word
"birdbrain" mean to you?

131
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Wait till I get back
to the city!

132
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Can't you just see me
walking down Madison

133
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with my pet sea gull on a leash?

134
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'I want that bird off the deck!'

135
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'I have people
coming here for drinks!'

136
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'He's the ugliest thing
I ever saw!'

137
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'I can't stand
the way he looks!'

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- Then don't look at him!
- 'What did you say?'

139
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- 'You heard me, Sandy!'
- 'Oh.'

140
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Snow White will be
out here in a minute.

141
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Who's Snow White?

142
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Snow White has very fair skin

143
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and turns lobster red
in the sun.

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Hi.

145
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Hi.

146
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Dan, Peter, Mr. Caudell.

147
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Hi, boys.

148
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Gorgeous day, isn't it?

149
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Going swimming?

150
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Oh, later on when
the sun isn't so strong.

151
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I have very fair skin.

152
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'I turn lobster red in the sun.'

153
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Oh, uh...

154
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Sandy, y-your...

155
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Mother sent me out to help you

156
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move that bird off the deck.

157
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We don't need any help.

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'I-I think he'll be

159
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happier around the back.'

160
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What does my mother got
against this bird?

161
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He does look kind of menacing.

162
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Ooh!

163
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'You'd better move him.'

164
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'She says he'll scare off'

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'her friends.'

166
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In my opinion, that just
might be a great service.

167
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Untie him.

168
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Well, I guess if you're
the kind of bird

169
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that spends your whole life
flappin' and squawkin'

170
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it doesn't matter much
which deck you do it on.

171
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Yeah, and besides,
he eats garbage

172
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so it's convenient
to be near a garbage can.

173
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Is your mother divorced?

174
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Personally, I think
she's sleeping with Snow White.

175
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Hmm. Personally, I think
that's a nauseating thought.

176
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Hey, maybe we can teach
my bird to bite him!

177
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Where'd you have in mind?

178
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On the ass
is where I had in mind.

179
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Opener, please?

180
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Thanks.

181
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- Number one for the lady.
- Mm-hmm.

182
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My middle name is Bernice.

183
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What's the matter?

184
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This isn't beer.

185
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It's truth serum.

186
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My middle name is... Albert.

187
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- I think it works.
- I think so.

188
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- Come on, Dan! Give it a try.
- Dan!

189
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I wouldn't tell you my
middle name if you tortured me.

190
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- Come on!
- Drink some serum.

191
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Okay.

192
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My middle name is Lloyd.

193
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Oh, that's a groovy middle name.

194
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- What's wrong with it?
- Here's to Daniel Lloyd!

195
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,425
Major truth.

196
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My top is wet.

197
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Major truth, I like girls

198
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who say things like,
"My top is wet."

199
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,809
I only said it under
the influence of the serum.

200
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,519
Well, I appreciate your honesty.

201
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Why don't you take it off?

202
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,396
Oh, ho, ho, ho!

203
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,777
'Here's a mind-busting
major truth.'

204
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,362
- Oh.
- My mother has a boyfriend.

205
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,907
- 'How do you know?'
- Saw him.

206
00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,535
- With her?
- In bed?

207
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,246
- Yeah.
- 'You're kidding!'

208
00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:04,665
Were they doing it?

209
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:05,916
Yeah.

210
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,629
What did you do
when you saw them?

211
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,964
I turned around
and went back out.

212
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,050
Walked around for two hours.

213
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,011
That's a major truth, alright.

214
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,516
Here's one for you.

215
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,602
Snow White
once got funny with me.

216
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,396
What do you mean?

217
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:31,108
- He got funny with me.
- What did he do?

218
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,360
He stuck his hand
under my skirt!

219
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,987
- That's disgusting!
- I know!

220
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,323
- What did you do?
- What could I do?

221
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,825
Well, you could have...

222
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,035
Could have screamed
or something.

223
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,400
No, we were in our living room!

224
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,414
In your what? In your own house!

225
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,999
Yes! My mother
was out in the kitchen!

226
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,211
What did he do?

227
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,879
What did he do, sort of...

228
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,840
Stick his hand under your skirt?

229
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,592
No. No, he, uh...

230
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,845
- He sneaked it under.
- Oh, no!

231
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,639
And then he said
something like, um...

232
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,808
"You know, Sandra.."

233
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,561
Wait. "You're a very
pretty little girl."

234
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,896
- Aah!
- Or some crap. I don't know.

235
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:13,859
Oh, God!

236
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,570
She'll never be able to look him
in the eye again.

237
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,905
Why not? He didn't stick
his hand under your skirt!

238
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,532
Oh! Sandy.

239
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,493
You bet your
sweet lobster he didn't!

240
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,627
You still owe us a major truth.

241
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,590
Come on, don't be a chicken.

242
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,592
I'm-I'm thinking...

243
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:39,885
'About what?'

244
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,639
I'm thinking about Sandy's top!

245
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,142
Oh, for Christ's sake!

246
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,561
What's wrong? He's supposed
to tell the truth, isn't he?

247
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,105
What about my top?

248
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,902
Nothing. It's just
it's wet, that's all.

249
00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,696
You want me to take it off?

250
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:00,863
Oh, no!
I was just kidding.

251
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,073
No! I mean, tell the truth.

252
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,950
If you want me
to take it off, I will.

253
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,871
Oh! Oh, man, I don't know.

254
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,206
D-Dan?

255
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,249
Huh. Take the damn thing off
if you want.

256
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,627
- Does Peter want me to?
- Sure! Go on! Take it off!

257
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,086
I don't care.
Do what you want.

258
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:18,048
- It's not such a big deal.
- I know.

259
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,841
Okay.

260
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,358
Oh, man, that feels
100 percent better!

261
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,571
I mean, after all,
we're not kids here.

262
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,823
That's for sure.

263
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,744
Are you both listening?

264
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,704
Yeah.

265
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,207
Major truth.

266
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,458
I love you both.

267
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,546
- Yeah, and I love you, too.
- And I love you, too.

268
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,800
- Let's drink to that!
- Okay!

269
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,429
Hey, listen.

270
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,350
You know, we really got
to be like this all the time.

271
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,559
Yes!

272
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,144
I mean, you know, no crap, huh?

273
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,563
- No, no, no.
- Really.

274
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,398
There's so few people
we can trust.

275
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,900
- You're right.
- We got to trust each other.

276
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,277
- I trust you.
- I trust you.

277
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,945
- I trust you.
- I trust you!

278
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,529
- We all trust each other!
- Let's drink to that!

279
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,530
Let's drink to that.

280
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,121
'You still owe us
a major truth.'

281
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,374
- Ah, come on.
- No, you do!

282
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,793
I can't think of anything.

283
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,838
- 'Come on!'
- You've got to.

284
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,423
Listen, this is never gonna get
beyond the three of us, is it?

285
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,717
Oh we just made
a pact to trust...

286
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,884
- Each other, didn't we?
- Right.

287
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,011
Okay.

288
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,266
- It's really disgusting.
- Yeah, well, how bad can it be?

289
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,975
- It's pretty awful!
- Oh, for God's sake.

290
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,519
What is it?

291
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,860
Well, once I made
Ritz-cracker sandwiches

292
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,194
out of cream cheese and snot

293
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,447
and gave them to my cousin
for lunch to eat.

294
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,740
Oh, my God!

295
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,950
Oh!

296
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,911
- Oh, that's...
- That was disgusting!

297
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,203
It was great!

298
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,332
'What a creep!'

299
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,460
I am a creep!

300
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,794
You're right!

301
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,840
- Did he like it?
- He loved it!

302
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,425
He asked for more!

303
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,429
I got a cousin
I ought to do that to!

304
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,389
Yeah, me, too,
only it wouldn't be snot!

305
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,020
- Oh, no!
- Drink!

306
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,189
Stop it!

307
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,941
Ah! Let's swim!

308
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,944
Yeah, swim!

309
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,820
Swim!

310
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,162
'If I fill out
this questionnaire'

311
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,456
the computer will get me a date.

312
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,083
'A date with a man?'

313
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,294
'No. With a locomotive,
you jackass.'

314
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,922
'Let me see it.

315
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,592
'Please notify us
the minute you become engaged.'

316
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,511
'If your marriage
is not consummated'

317
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,554
'we will reactivate your card!'

318
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,138
Yeah, if you don't
do it to each other

319
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,558
you get another go-round.

320
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,892
Hey, come on, let's fill it out.

321
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,937
'That costs $10.'

322
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,065
Dan will split it
with us, don't you think?

323
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,694
We can ask him when he
gets back from the city.

324
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,364
Well, look, let's, let's fill it
out just for kicks, you know?

325
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,784
And then if he doesn't want to,
we won't mail it in.

326
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,619
- Okay.
- Okay.

327
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,455
My ideal mate's age
should be older than I am

328
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,582
younger than I am,
or no preference?

329
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,628
What's the matter with you?

330
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,755
Uh, no preference.

331
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,675
Ancestry.

332
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,636
I'll say Chinese and Jewish.

333
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,680
How's that for a combination?

334
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,934
Hey, you're not thinking
about this at all.

335
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,853
I know I'm not.

336
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,063
What are you
thinking about?

337
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,441
- Hmm?
- What are you thinking about?

338
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,406
I'm thinking about that...

339
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,034
Time you went in
the water without your top.

340
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,996
Oh, yeah?

341
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,081
Some show, huh?

342
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,210
Um...

343
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:27,172
Should I be very bright,
bright, or average?

344
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,090
They don't have dumb down here!

345
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,384
Well, what are you?

346
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,218
Well, you asked me,
so don't think I'm boasting

347
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,388
but my IQ is 157.

348
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,059
Hey, what's the matter with you?

349
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,602
I want you to do it again.

350
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,270
Take off my top?!

351
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:46,983
Yeah.

352
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,153
Oh, boy.

353
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,619
Um, I'm sorry.

354
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,876
That's what was on my mind.

355
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,169
Oh, boy.

356
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,300
H-hey, I don't understand you.

357
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,967
God, If you're gonna be
thinking about

358
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,678
my breasts all the Goddamn time!

359
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,264
I don't think about them
all the Goddamn time.

360
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,558
I was just thinking
about them now.

361
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,522
You know, that bikini
doesn't hide very much.

362
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,997
- Hey, hey, Sandy...
- No.

363
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,748
- Come on...
- Look I want you to see me.

364
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,251
Don't be afraid.

365
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,711
I'm not afraid.

366
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,088
You're lying.

367
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,176
Alright, I am afraid.

368
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,138
Of what?

369
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,598
I'll do something to you.

370
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:01,975
You won't.

371
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,894
How do you know?

372
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,354
I won't let you.

373
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:25,290
Section three,
basic compatibility factors.

374
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,750
I believe that premarital
sexual experience

375
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,879
is an important prerequisite
to a successful marriage.

376
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,174
What shall I say, Peter?

377
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,262
Peter, shall I say no?

378
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,308
Uh, yeah.

379
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:45,935
Say no.

380
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:52,525
My ideal mate should be
Caucasian, ***** or Oriental?

381
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,278
Peter?

382
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,446
Uh, um...

383
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,282
Puerto Rican, why not?

384
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,618
Oh, terrific!
That'll really screw 'em up!

385
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,041
Hey, hey, Sandy?

386
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,292
What?

387
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,839
Uh...

388
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,678
Y-you can put your top on now.

389
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,930
Back on.

390
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,817
Thank you.

391
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,569
'Listen, bird.'

392
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,696
There's something
we gotta get straight.

393
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,116
I'm boss here.

394
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,327
I'm absolute ruler
over your world

395
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,038
and I have absolute
power over you.

396
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,457
And what I say goes.

397
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,001
You understand that, bird?

398
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,922
Therefore, when I say fly,
you fly.

399
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,757
- Fly!
- Fly!

400
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,425
- Fly! Fly!
- Fly!

401
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:02,178
- Fly!
- Fly! Stupid.

402
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,638
Now, listen, bird

403
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,724
you just love garbage,
don't you?

404
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,560
Now, if you're good
and if you fly

405
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,019
you're gonna
get a pile of the most

406
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,148
delicious garbage
on this island.

407
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,109
Now, fly.

408
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,153
- Ah.
- Oh!

409
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,744
What do you think, Wilbur?

410
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,706
Never get him
off the ground, Orville.

411
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,375
'He's the same brilliant
bird he always was.'

412
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,502
'He's a Goddamned stupid idiot.'

413
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,506
Bird, you're making me
very angry.

414
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,050
Oh, now don't be angry
with me, Miss Scarlett!

415
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,844
'Now you are going to fly!'

416
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,762
'I is goin' to fly!'

417
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:48,641
- Up there!
- 'Up there!'

418
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:49,976
'Oh!'

419
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,894
What do you think you're
doing to that bird?

420
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,064
What are you doing to the bird?

421
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,150
None of your damn business.

422
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,653
You just better leave
that bird alone.

423
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,072
Hey, look, he's my bird!

424
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,491
That doesn't give you
the right to torture him!

425
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,660
Look, why don't you get lost.

426
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,871
Not until you take
that thing off the bird.

427
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,204
Well, are you gonna
leave him alone

428
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,583
or do I have to report you
to the ASPCA?

429
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,752
Oh, go suck your mother's tit.

430
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,047
Go on!
Get the hell out of here!

431
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:22,216
- It's a free country.
- This is a private beach!

432
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,925
No, it's not.
None of this beach is private.

433
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,470
It's all dedicated
to the public!

434
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,305
Hey, let's get back
to bird training.

435
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:28,473
Over my dead body.

436
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:36,606
- Ah!
- Tsk. Tsk. Lords of mercy!

437
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,691
Exactly what are you
trying to do?

438
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,029
What is she trying to do?

439
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,365
Train him to fly.

440
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,492
'Doesn't he know how to fly?'

441
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,744
He seems to have
forgotten how to fly.

442
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,789
A bird can't forget how to fly.
It's instinctive.

443
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,750
Well, this bird's been
walking a long time.

444
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,419
He also happens to be
a very dumb bird.

445
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,463
He is not a dumb bird!

446
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,632
'Perhaps he prefers walking.'

447
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,550
Who the hell asked you?

448
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,177
How did he learn to walk anyway?

449
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,596
- We taught him.
- Well, that's the answer then.

450
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,098
You've traumatized him.

451
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:11,223
We've what?

452
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,936
Taken away
his sense of identity.

453
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,729
- I don't follow you.
- I do.

454
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,817
He doesn't know
he's a bird anymore.

455
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,734
Well, look at him squatting
there, he probably thinks

456
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:23,986
'he's a crab.'

457
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,323
He knows exactly what he is.

458
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,283
He's a bird.

459
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,869
'You are a bird.'

460
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,621
Why, yes!

461
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,124
That's right!
I'm a, I'm a bird!

462
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,625
And birds fly!

463
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,252
Yes, we fly!

464
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:40,545
Now, fly!

465
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:41,546
Come on, bird!

466
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:44,590
Fly, baby! Fly!

467
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,467
- That's great.
- That's a bird, man.

468
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,804
- Go bird!
- Go bird! Look at it.

469
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,347
Let me play him in like a kite.

470
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,307
Don't you dare!
You'll break his neck!

471
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,143
'Okay, bird,
now just guide him down.'

472
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,936
'He's coming down. I told you..'

473
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,021
That's it, baby.
You're beautiful! I said it!

474
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,940
- I knew you'll do it.
- Good bird.

475
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,775
Come on, baby! I get some...

476
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,694
Hey, give him some garbage,
Peter.

477
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,486
- It's great, it's...
- Oh, what a good bird...

478
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:07,487
'...you are!'

479
00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:09,824
You're a good bird.

480
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,909
Now, you're gonna do it again,
aren't you?

481
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,953
- Okay. There he goes!
- There he goes!

482
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,455
Oh, yeah! Aw, shit.

483
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,707
Goddamned stupid bird!

484
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:20,543
He can't help it. You've turned
him into a schizophrenic.

485
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:22,086
Ah. Let's go for a swim.

486
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,588
- Yeah.
- I don't know how to swim.

487
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,381
- Who cares?
- I wasn't asking you.

488
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,591
You still here?

489
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:27,916
Listen, if you leave him alone

490
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,177
maybe he'll learn by himself.

491
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,385
Yeah, come on,
let's get in the water.

492
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,679
Okay. It's hot as hell.

493
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,598
'Hey, listen, you.'

494
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:36,392
You don't go around touching
my bird, do you hear me?

495
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:39,604
I have no intention
of touching your bird.

496
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:42,607
Well, don't stand around
and psychoanalyze him, either.

497
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:47,320
'Come on, Sandy!'

498
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,614
- Yeah.
- 'Yeah.'

499
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,668
Here, bird.

500
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,212
Look at me, bird.

501
00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:13,346
"Darling.

502
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:16,140
"I have gone to the city
to meet Mr. Caudell for dinner.

503
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,184
"Money on counter for yours.

504
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,186
"Will catch early boat
back tomorrow morning.

505
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,396
Love, mother."

506
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:23,773
"Meet Mr. Caudell
for dinner."

507
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,942
How do you like that
for a euphemism?

508
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:27,985
What's a euphemism?

509
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:30,988
Honestly, how do you get by
on such a limited vocabulary?

510
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,447
Oh, well, the girls
I date in the winter

511
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:33,991
use sign language.

512
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,368
'I bet.'

513
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,622
Why can't she
just be honest and, um...

514
00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:40,872
Say that she's gone to the city

515
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,875
to screw the little creep?

516
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,379
Mm, careful, he just might be
your daddy someday.

517
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,422
Not a chance.

518
00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:51,926
She wouldn't give up
her alimony to marry him.

519
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,387
She wouldn't give up
her alimony to marry anybody.

520
00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:59,016
Not even if she fell in love?

521
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,893
Unh-unh.

522
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,271
No, she says, um...

523
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:06,857
She says she's going to make
my father pay until he dies.

524
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,488
Hey, I have a great idea.

525
00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:14,699
Let's go to the mainland
for lobster and a movie.

526
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:05,369
Great film.

527
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,621
That was sure
some exciting movie.

528
00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,498
What about those Swedes?

529
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:11,417
Well, maybe the excitement
had nothing to do

530
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:13,836
with the movie at all.

531
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:17,173
Maybe it had to do with
the two of you touching me

532
00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,925
and making me feel so sexy,
I thought I'd faint.

533
00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:40,362
- Hey, honey, what's your hurry?
- 'Hey, baby.'

534
00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,740
'We got a little something
for you.'

535
00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:44,742
- Oh, Christ.
- What's happening, baby.

536
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:45,951
We'll light your fire.

537
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,454
- See ya, fellas!
- Goodbye!

538
00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,372
Get rid of them two queers,
baby!

539
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,459
Hell with your purse, man!

540
00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,507
- Do we stand and fight?
- Shit no.

541
00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:01,926
Okay, come on, hurry.
Let's get rid of 'em, boy. Yeah.

542
00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:03,344
They got nothing over there.

543
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,762
There they go!

544
00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:31,120
Come on! Don't pull away!

545
00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:33,040
- Bye!
- Bye!

546
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,167
Goodbye!

547
00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:38,462
- Goodbye, you jerks!
- So long...

548
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,430
Did you really almost faint?

549
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:53,561
'I wanna try it
without the line.'

550
00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:54,728
'Bye, bird.'

551
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,986
So long!

552
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:06,657
- 'Bye! Bye!'
- 'Look, he's coming back.'

553
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,492
- 'Here he comes.'
- 'He's coming back.'

554
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:11,453
Hey, come back.
Feed him, feed him quick.

555
00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:12,705
Damn!

556
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,876
- 'Good bird.'
- 'Bird, you're trained, bird!'

557
00:31:17,001 --> 00:31:18,502
Now head up the beach fast!

558
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:19,503
Come on! Run!

559
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,171
Come on, bird! Come on.

560
00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:22,882
Come on, you can do it!

561
00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:24,091
Bird, bird, bird!

562
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:30,138
'Look at that.'

563
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,065
- He knows!
- Isn't that something?!

564
00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:43,319
Isn't he brilliant?
He's trained!

565
00:31:43,444 --> 00:31:45,654
Ow! Ow! You freaking idiot!

566
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,031
- Hey, did he break the skin?
- No, no, it's just a scratch.

567
00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:49,909
- He was eating.
- He almost ate me.

568
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,792
Come on, bird.

569
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,510
Even if he was up there,
how would we recognize him?

570
00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:11,805
By the harness.
He's not up there.

571
00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:14,850
I'll never understand
how he got that line untied.

572
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,394
Sandy said he must have pecked
the knot loose with his beak.

573
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:18,811
That's an amazing accomplishment

574
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,397
for such a stupid bird.

575
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:26,862
- She seem very upset to you?
- Mm-mm.

576
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:28,530
I would have thought
she'd have a fit...

577
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,533
Having him gone.

578
00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:33,410
No, she's counting on us
getting him back.

579
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,664
Hey, you think we ought
to try and lay her?

580
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,042
Who?

581
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,335
Sandy.

582
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,796
Sandy?

583
00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:45,089
Gee, I don't know.

584
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,970
Think she'd let us?

585
00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:52,096
Let us do what?

586
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:54,556
Lay her!

587
00:33:00,104 --> 00:33:01,855
Hey, look at those gulls!

588
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,606
Why are they all
diving over the forest?

589
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,484
Maybe our bird
wandered in there.

590
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:07,735
Maybe he got his line tangled up
in some branches or something.

591
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,905
Come on, let's go over and see.

592
00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:12,783
Hey, Peter, you're a virgin,
aren't you?

593
00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,368
Me?

594
00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:20,082
What about you?

595
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:21,333
Well...

596
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,169
Sure.

597
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:28,465
Do you think Sandy is?

598
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,509
I sort of think so.

599
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:33,470
She acts awfully sexy,
the way she's always

600
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,639
taking off her top.

601
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:39,226
I don't think
she does it to be sexy.

602
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,146
I think she does it
to be chummy, you know.

603
00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:44,732
Sort of a... friendly gesture.

604
00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:46,057
If she'd let us lay her

605
00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:48,318
that would really be friendly.

606
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:29,693
We made a pact, didn't we?

607
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,154
Didn't we promise
to be honest with each other?

608
00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,323
- All the time?
- 'Yes, we did.'

609
00:34:34,448 --> 00:34:36,533
Then could you explain
about why you lied to us?

610
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,119
Lied to you?

611
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,703
How could you think
of such a thing?

612
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,540
We can, we can think
of such a thing...

613
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,501
'cause you told us

614
00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:48,378
that the gull untied
its line and flew away.

615
00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:49,921
What actually happened
is that you took it

616
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:52,049
into the forest
and bashed in its skull, right?

617
00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:54,468
'Why did you kill him, Sandy?'

618
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,845
- I don't know.
- 'You must know!'

619
00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,346
'Well, suppose
you think it over'

620
00:34:58,347 --> 00:35:00,724
'and come up with an answer.'

621
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:01,892
Sandy, we're waiting!

622
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,894
Look, millions of birds
get killed around here!

623
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,311
You don't care anything
about them!

624
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:06,604
Yeah, but why
millions of birds, huh?!

625
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,898
Why did you kill that bird?!

626
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,191
Look, he was my bird!

627
00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:10,609
We saved his life, you know.

628
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:13,821
I can, I can do anything
I want with my own bird!

629
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:15,114
Why did you kill him?

630
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:16,364
'Because I saved his life'

631
00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:17,991
'and he turned on me!'

632
00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:20,744
'Because he's an ungrateful
bastard, that's why!'

633
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:23,247
Look why, why are you making
such a fuss about him?

634
00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:24,873
He was just a stupid bird!

635
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,625
Why did you lie to us?

636
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,794
I'll never lie to you again.

637
00:35:30,379 --> 00:35:32,005
Never again, I promise.

638
00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,506
No matter what happens,
I won't lie!

639
00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:36,426
After all, we made a pact
with each other, right?

640
00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:38,262
Give me another chance,
will you?

641
00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:41,097
Please?

642
00:35:41,098 --> 00:35:42,474
What do you think, Dan?

643
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:51,150
I don't know.
What do you think?

644
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:52,484
Please.

645
00:35:55,696 --> 00:35:56,822
I think we ought to.

646
00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:16,216
- 'Do you know Eleanor Rigby?'
- Sure.

647
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,594
It's from "The Days
of Chariot Races," wasn't it?

648
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,679
Do you know "Your Fly is Open?"

649
00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:23,390
No, but hum a few bars
and I'll fake it.

650
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,850
Do you all live in New York?

651
00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:27,561
They do.
I live in New Jersey.

652
00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:31,523
Whatever happened to the gull
you were training?

653
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,358
It flew away.

654
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:35,194
Where do you live, Rhoda?

655
00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:37,112
Thanks. Cleveland, Ohio.

656
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:40,240
Oh, dig that, men.
Cleveland is in Ohio.

657
00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:41,532
'Where do you go to school?'

658
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,743
Fairmont Heights High.

659
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,286
I'm on the paper.

660
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,038
'Doing what?'

661
00:36:46,163 --> 00:36:48,874
I write a weekly column
called "Feelings."

662
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,292
Sounds sexy.

663
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,169
It isn't.

664
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:54,963
'What is it? What is it about?'

665
00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,591
My feelings about things.

666
00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,927
Don't you have
any feelings about sex?

667
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,224
What school do you go to, Sandy?

668
00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:07,017
- Windsor Hall.
- She's a genius.

669
00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:09,353
She has an IQ of 157.

670
00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:12,397
Hey, I-I wonder what
happened to that thing.

671
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:13,398
I don't know.
Did you send it in?

672
00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:14,608
Oh, I sure did.

673
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,944
It's a computer
dating service thing.

674
00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,487
I think those things
are horrible.

675
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,242
All pissed by now.

676
00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:24,493
'Yeah.'

677
00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,249
Man, your father's
really on the sauce.

678
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,253
Saw your old lady
givin' him hell tonight.

679
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:38,715
I wish to hell
they'd get a divorce

680
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,218
so there would be
some peace around the house.

681
00:37:41,343 --> 00:37:42,970
Which one would you live with?

682
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,223
I don't know.

683
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,685
Both pains in the ass.

684
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:58,026
Hey come on
let's go for a swim, huh?

685
00:37:58,151 --> 00:37:59,569
Bare assed?

686
00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:00,904
They'll see us.

687
00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:02,864
Not here, up the beach!

688
00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:04,116
Come on!

689
00:38:05,826 --> 00:38:08,537
She'll probably
go tell her mother.

690
00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:09,663
My mother's dead.

691
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,748
Her mother's dead, you jackass!

692
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,709
Besides, I don't know
how to swim.

693
00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:16,586
'You informed us of that
fascinating fact yesterday.'

694
00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:18,005
Hey, let's teach her.

695
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,171
Now?

696
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,799
No! S-starting tomorrow.

697
00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:23,302
You know, like, it'll be
our project for the week.

698
00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:24,678
I can tell by looking at her

699
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,805
it's gonna take
more than a week.

700
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,349
Maybe she doesn't even
want to learn to swim.

701
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,767
Do you?

702
00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:33,395
Mmm. Mm-mm.

703
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,772
Well, what are you gonna do
for the rest of your life?

704
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:37,566
You know sit on the shore
and watch?

705
00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:39,985
I'm afraid of the water.

706
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,903
Okay, the hell with you.

707
00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:43,405
Is it deep here?

708
00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:47,409
Can't go in any closer.

709
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:49,202
I'm just afraid
it'll be too deep!

710
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:51,788
You can't possibly sink
with this jacket on.

711
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:57,627
'Now, put your left hand
on top of the jacket.'

712
00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:59,393
- Like this?
- Hold it tight so it won't...

713
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,798
Hit your chin when you jump in.

714
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,091
Hmm.

715
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:05,135
Now, with your right hand,
hold your nose.

716
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,431
- Cross it over, that's right.
- Hmm.

717
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:13,560
That's right.

718
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,437
Sh-shall I go in now?

719
00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:16,855
I'll go in first.

720
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:18,106
Okay.

721
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,068
You know, you can
let go of your nose

722
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,904
until you're ready to jump.

723
00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:25,739
Okay.

724
00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,665
Okay, come on! Let's go!

725
00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:37,834
- 'Come on!'
- You're too far away!

726
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,878
- Come on, Rhoda!
- Come on, let's go!

727
00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:41,045
- Come on.
- Come on.

728
00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:42,047
Okay!

729
00:39:42,172 --> 00:39:45,175
Alright! Yay!

730
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,302
Hey! Hi, Rhoda!

731
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:49,137
You can let go of your nose now!

732
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:51,223
Hey. Hey,
let's, let's tow her in!

733
00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:53,809
Roll over on your back so I can
tow you to the shallow water.

734
00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:55,334
- Roll over, damn it!
- Please roll.

735
00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:56,937
- Let go!
- Ow!

736
00:39:59,106 --> 00:40:01,525
- Come on, will you just...
- Aah!

737
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,276
'We're trying to help you!'

738
00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:05,654
- I can't swim.
- Okay, then hell with you!

739
00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:07,364
- Drown. Drown.
- Come on.

740
00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:12,369
Good-bye, Rhoda.
Glug, glug, glug, glug.

741
00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:14,579
Hey, you listen to me!

742
00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:16,957
I demand that you roll over now!

743
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,208
Okay.

744
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,386
Okay.

745
00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:31,638
Now, stand up!

746
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,640
- No!
- Come on, will you stand up...

747
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,267
And put your feet down?

748
00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:37,269
It's too deep!

749
00:40:37,394 --> 00:40:39,479
For Christ's sake,
it's three feet deep here!

750
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,106
A midget could touch the bottom!

751
00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:43,024
- Don't swear at me.
- Will you just please...

752
00:40:43,150 --> 00:40:45,235
Put your Goddamn feet down?

753
00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:48,238
Are there crabs down there?

754
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:51,324
This is the ocean.
There are crabs.

755
00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:54,494
- Do they bite?
- Yeah, they bite!

756
00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,873
What else is there?

757
00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,833
Barracuda!

758
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,251
And eels!

759
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:02,794
And squid!

760
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:06,214
'And Moby Dick!
Now, come on, let's go!'

761
00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:08,383
You're so masterful.

762
00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:18,143
Come on.

763
00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:28,653
We made it!

764
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:31,948
Whoo-hoo!

765
00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:41,750
Do I have to take it off?

766
00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:45,337
Can't learn to swim
with a life jacket on.

767
00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:46,505
Uh-huh.

768
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:53,553
We won't go into deep water,
will we?

769
00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:55,847
We'll stay where
you can touch the bottom.

770
00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:57,974
'Not deeper than my waist?'

771
00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:03,480
No, not in the beginning.

772
00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:05,315
Not till the end of the week?

773
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:08,193
'That's right.'

774
00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:10,195
Or maybe next week?

775
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:14,449
Or maybe next week.

776
00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:39,975
Some show, huh?

777
00:42:47,691 --> 00:42:49,067
I think we should leave.

778
00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,192
'No.'

779
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,655
No, I want to watch.

780
00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:14,384
Do my back, Peter.

781
00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:34,613
- Incidentally, Rhoda.
- 'Hmm?'

782
00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:36,906
Why do you wear
such creepy bathing suits?

783
00:43:38,617 --> 00:43:41,161
Do you think this bathing suit
is creepy, Peter?

784
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,164
Yeah, it's pretty creepy.

785
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:47,125
In what way? I'd like to know.

786
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:48,877
Uh, it's an old lady's suit.

787
00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:50,337
It covers too much.

788
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,007
'Hey, you should get a bikini.'

789
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,532
Wouldn't she look great
in a bikini?

790
00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:57,969
Yeah, sure.
All the kids are wearing them.

791
00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:00,388
I don't think my father would
like me wearing a bikini.

792
00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:02,182
'What's he got to do with it?'

793
00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:04,309
He's stuffy about
things like that, that's all.

794
00:44:04,434 --> 00:44:07,103
Well, he looks at girls
in bikinis, doesn't he?

795
00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,813
'I don't know.'

796
00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:10,482
He does.

797
00:44:10,607 --> 00:44:12,901
All dirty old men
look at girls in bikinis.

798
00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:14,611
My father isn't a dirty old man!

799
00:44:14,736 --> 00:44:16,279
He's only 38 years old!

800
00:44:17,906 --> 00:44:19,115
Rhoda.

801
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,373
Oh, Rhoda!

802
00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:29,292
Rhoda! Rhoda!
You're fantastic!

803
00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,851
Did you get it?

804
00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,603
- Wow!
- That's great!

805
00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:50,980
- Is your mother home?
- Unh-unh.

806
00:44:51,106 --> 00:44:52,439
Any chance of her
walking in on us?

807
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,565
No, she's at a ceramics class.

808
00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,151
She won't be back for hours.

809
00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:57,696
- Okay, pull the curtain.
- Uh-oh!

810
00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,074
Got a candle?

811
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:02,409
Uh, yeah.

812
00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:07,413
Peter, can you get a match
out of that?

813
00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:08,498
Okay.

814
00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:12,877
Do you think they'll miss it?

815
00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:14,337
No.

816
00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:16,423
They turned on last night.

817
00:45:16,548 --> 00:45:17,882
I don't think
they took inventory

818
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,884
before they went to bed.

819
00:45:26,558 --> 00:45:28,601
- Where do they get it?
- I can't ask...

820
00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:30,854
Because I'm not supposed
to know they have it.

821
00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,440
They open all the windows.
They think I don't smell.

822
00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:36,568
Oh boy, they must think
you're pretty dumb, you know?

823
00:45:36,693 --> 00:45:38,486
Even the maid smells it.

824
00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:40,572
She knows what it is.

825
00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:42,198
She told me
my mother sprinkled it

826
00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:44,617
on the baked clams last Sunday.

827
00:45:44,743 --> 00:45:45,910
Baked clams, no kidding.

828
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:47,912
Hey, come on now
let's get going.

829
00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:52,959
Now, watch me.

830
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,211
But you have to draw in
a lot of air with it.

831
00:45:57,589 --> 00:45:59,466
You got to take it
way down here.

832
00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:00,925
Okay?

833
00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:02,886
Hmm.

834
00:47:04,906 --> 00:47:07,242
No. You're wasting it.

835
00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:08,785
Draw it way down here.

836
00:47:34,435 --> 00:47:36,145
It's tricky.

837
00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:38,231
K-keep the side
of your mouth open.

838
00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:54,038
Yeah.

839
00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:55,163
It's better.

840
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,126
I don't feel anything yet.

841
00:47:58,251 --> 00:47:59,752
It takes a while.

842
00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:07,051
How many, how many times
have you turned on?

843
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:09,804
'Just once.'

844
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:20,899
'G-g-guys at school that had it
got caught and thrown out.'

845
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,365
Wow!

846
00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:43,879
How you feel?

847
00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:48,426
Boy!

848
00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:54,432
It's like three martinis.

849
00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:58,144
Have you ever had
three martinis?

850
00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:01,731
Mm-mm.

851
00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:05,026
You idiot!

852
00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:06,486
'Oh, God!'

853
00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:13,451
Oh, God!

854
00:49:18,665 --> 00:49:19,999
Shh.

855
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:22,794
Listen to that music.

856
00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:25,213
'Ever hear anything like that?'

857
00:49:25,338 --> 00:49:26,547
'What a sound!'

858
00:49:27,674 --> 00:49:29,884
What are you looking at?

859
00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:32,303
- Hmm?
- Nothing.

860
00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:33,554
Come on.

861
00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:39,102
The acne on your chin.

862
00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:42,939
I can't help it,
I'm an adolescent.

863
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:44,399
'No, it's..'

864
00:49:44,524 --> 00:49:45,525
'...it's beautiful.'

865
00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:49,153
No, it really is. It looks...

866
00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:51,990
It looks like
a little flower garden.

867
00:49:52,115 --> 00:49:54,367
- Pink carnations!
- 'Go to hell.'

868
00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,869
No, that's what pot does.

869
00:49:56,995 --> 00:49:58,496
Makes things look different.

870
00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:13,136
Okay, what do you see?

871
00:50:13,261 --> 00:50:16,681
I see thousands
of... twinkling crystals.

872
00:50:18,433 --> 00:50:21,686
'Like... petrified snowflakes.'

873
00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:22,979
Dan, you have dandruff!

874
00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:25,398
- I do not!
- You do. That's what that is!

875
00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:26,774
- Dandruff!
- That is insane.

876
00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:28,985
Hey! Hey, let me wash your hair?

877
00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:31,946
Oh, come on! I got
a great idea for setting it.

878
00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:34,824
Come on, please?

879
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:37,910
Okay, you can wash my hair
if I can wash your hair.

880
00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:40,288
I'll wash Dan's hair
if you'll wash my hair.

881
00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:44,083
Let's wash each other's hair.

882
00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:49,714
♪ Lay your love on me
now now now baby ♪

883
00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:53,134
♪ Lay your love on me,
yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪

884
00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:56,387
♪ Lay your love on me
now baby yeah ♪

885
00:50:56,512 --> 00:50:58,598
♪ Lay your love on me ♪

886
00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:41,474
♪ Lay your love on me
now now now baby ♪

887
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,811
♪ Lay your love on me
Yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪

888
00:51:44,936 --> 00:51:48,272
♪ Lay your love on me
now baby yeah ♪

889
00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:50,358
♪ Lay your love on me ♪

890
00:52:30,565 --> 00:52:33,943
♪ Lay your love on me
now now now baby ♪

891
00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:37,363
♪ Lay your love on me
yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪

892
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:40,908
♪ Lay your love on me
yeah yeah ♪

893
00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:42,952
♪ Lay your love on me ♪

894
00:52:44,537 --> 00:52:46,080
♪ Lay your love on me ♪

895
00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:48,958
♪ Get to feel your body
lay your love on me ♪

896
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:54,922
Hi, Rhoda. Come on in.

897
00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:57,175
- 'Is it alright?'
- Hmm. Sure.

898
00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:58,801
- Hi, Rhoda.
- Hi, Rhoda.

899
00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:00,761
I just thought
I'd come and see you.

900
00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:03,347
'For sure.
Take your things off.'

901
00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:04,891
Summer places are awfully boring

902
00:53:05,016 --> 00:53:06,726
when it rains, don't you think?

903
00:53:06,851 --> 00:53:08,686
What'd she say?

904
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,353
She said,
"Don't I think summer places

905
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:11,939
are awfully boring
when it rains."

906
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,358
I don't think so.

907
00:53:14,483 --> 00:53:16,027
- Do you, Peter?
- Hmm?

908
00:53:16,152 --> 00:53:19,280
Do you think summer places
are often boring when it rains?

909
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:21,115
I mean, there's nothing to do.

910
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:24,744
'Well, as my third-grade
teacher used to say'

911
00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:27,288
"The devil finds work
for idle hands."

912
00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:31,751
Better believe it.

913
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:33,461
I see you've been
washing your hair.

914
00:53:33,586 --> 00:53:35,379
Washing each others hair.

915
00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:38,257
Dan and I washed Peter's,
and Peter and I washed Dan's

916
00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:41,219
'and Dan and Peter
washed mine, and you name it.'

917
00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:51,312
My hair gets so full
of sand at the beach.

918
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,773
I can feel it. It's so gritty.

919
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:56,108
My hair certainly needs
to be washed, too.

920
00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:57,568
I think that's
a vast improvement.

921
00:53:57,693 --> 00:53:59,278
Don't you think so, Peter?

922
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:01,489
Looks the same to me.

923
00:54:01,614 --> 00:54:04,158
The same? I've styled it.

924
00:54:04,283 --> 00:54:06,410
Who does he remind you of?

925
00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,496
- Doris Day.
- Bastard!

926
00:54:08,621 --> 00:54:10,665
He's supposed to remind you
of Marlon Brando.

927
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:15,211
You, you all seem
like such good friends.

928
00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:17,213
We are. We really are.

929
00:54:17,338 --> 00:54:19,215
We've performed
bird-surgery together

930
00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:20,967
we've drunk
truth serum together.

931
00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:23,970
We've told each other
awful things about ourselves.

932
00:54:24,095 --> 00:54:26,097
It sort of creates
a bond between people.

933
00:54:28,724 --> 00:54:30,685
Tell us something awful
about yourself, Rhoda.

934
00:54:30,810 --> 00:54:31,894
There's nothing to tell.

935
00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,813
There's always
something to tell.

936
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,314
Hm.

937
00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:38,276
My mother's dead.

938
00:54:38,401 --> 00:54:39,734
'You told us that already.'

939
00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:41,404
'How did she die?'

940
00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:44,490
- She drowned.
- Where?

941
00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:46,575
On Martha's Vineyard
five summers ago.

942
00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:48,244
Did you see it happen?

943
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:49,495
No.

944
00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:54,750
'Didn't she know how to swim?'

945
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,169
She was an expert swimmer.

946
00:54:57,295 --> 00:54:58,629
Then what the hell happened?

947
00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,506
I don't like to talk about it.

948
00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:05,303
'Okay.'

949
00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:11,183
Yeah.

950
00:55:11,309 --> 00:55:12,351
No.

951
00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:14,478
- No!
- Yes!

952
00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:15,730
- Peter.
- No!

953
00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:17,523
- No.
- Stop that!

954
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:19,942
- Look at this.
- 'Stop it!'

955
00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:22,695
It was a bet
my mother made with this man.

956
00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:27,241
She bet that she could swim up
to a sandbar and back

957
00:55:27,366 --> 00:55:29,243
without stopping to rest.

958
00:55:33,748 --> 00:55:36,292
E-everyone was at a party
at our house.

959
00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:40,052
There'd been a party
on Friday night

960
00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:42,256
and one on Saturday night,
and this was Sunday

961
00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,633
and I guess everyone
was a-a little bored.

962
00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:55,269
I was going around
in my nightgown

963
00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:57,396
kissing everyone good night.

964
00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:01,566
And they were saying
that my mother

965
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:02,902
was an expert swimmer.

966
00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:06,655
And...

967
00:56:08,783 --> 00:56:10,409
And then this man
said that women

968
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:12,411
had an extra layer of fat
around their bodies

969
00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:14,580
so they, they could stay
in the water longer

970
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,123
without getting chill.

971
00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,045
And my mother got mad

972
00:56:21,170 --> 00:56:23,047
at this
"extra layer of fat" talk

973
00:56:23,172 --> 00:56:25,424
because she was very slim.

974
00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:30,054
I have a picture of her

975
00:56:30,179 --> 00:56:32,473
in my memory book.

976
00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:34,600
Sure she was practically skinny.

977
00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:38,020
Well...

978
00:56:39,814 --> 00:56:41,148
Well, my mother said that

979
00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:43,901
uh, she had a lot of endurance

980
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:47,113
and she certainly didn't have
an extra layer of fat.

981
00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:50,324
And then my father said

982
00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:52,201
that my mother had swum out
to this sandbar

983
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:54,161
half a mile off shore and back

984
00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:55,955
without stopping to rest.

985
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:01,377
And this man said
that that was impossible.

986
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,131
And my mother said

987
00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:07,383
that she could
do it again any time.

988
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:11,137
And this man said

989
00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:12,638
"What about right now?"

990
00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:21,981
They all...

991
00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:26,402
Smelled of whiskey
when I kissed them.

992
00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:30,865
And this man...

993
00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:36,036
That made the bet with my mother

994
00:57:36,162 --> 00:57:38,831
cupped my behind in both hands

995
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:41,375
and kissed me goodnight
on the mouth.

996
00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:48,799
Um, and then my mother
took me upstairs...

997
00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:52,761
And changed into her suit.

998
00:57:55,848 --> 00:57:57,516
And then she came into my room.

999
00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:04,899
Her suit was red.

1000
00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,278
And she was wearing this...

1001
00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,908
This short,
white terry cloth robe.

1002
00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:19,205
She looked very pretty.

1003
00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:23,959
And very excited.

1004
00:58:32,051 --> 00:58:34,094
She smelled of whiskey, too.

1005
00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:38,682
But she didn't drink...

1006
00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:40,684
A lot.

1007
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:46,357
"Just enough to feel happy,"
she had said.

1008
00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:51,820
She acted very happy that night.

1009
00:58:51,946 --> 00:58:53,864
And, um...

1010
00:58:55,950 --> 00:58:57,535
And, uh, she...

1011
00:59:00,246 --> 00:59:01,913
Closed my door
and turned out the light

1012
00:59:01,914 --> 00:59:03,749
and that was the last time
I saw her.

1013
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:12,591
Do they know how she drowned?

1014
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,842
They say it was a cramp,
but there's no way

1015
00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:18,013
to tell about
these things, you know.

1016
00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:19,431
'How much was the bet?'

1017
00:59:19,557 --> 00:59:22,101
Uh, I think it was ten dollars.

1018
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:28,440
- It's a rough break.
- It's a silly way to die.

1019
00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:31,068
It's a s-silly way to die!

1020
00:59:34,822 --> 00:59:36,490
'Hey, put on some music.'

1021
00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:38,701
'Yeah, what do you wanna hear?'

1022
00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:41,495
How about "The Airplane?"

1023
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:42,745
But, Rhoda,
you still haven't told us

1024
00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,415
about yourself, you know.

1025
00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:45,666
What about you?

1026
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,252
Like what?

1027
00:59:48,377 --> 00:59:49,878
'Something terrible.'

1028
00:59:50,004 --> 00:59:51,797
I don't know anything terrible.

1029
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,632
'Oh, sure you do.
Everyone does.'

1030
00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:56,302
'Tell her something
terrible, Peter.'

1031
00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:57,970
Once I made
Ritz-cracker sandwiches

1032
00:59:58,095 --> 00:59:59,305
out of cream cheese and snot

1033
00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:01,140
and gave them
to my cousin for lunch.

1034
01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:03,017
That's disgusting!

1035
01:00:03,142 --> 01:00:04,226
What have you done?

1036
01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:08,355
Um, nothing.

1037
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,898
Okay.

1038
01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:15,529
Um.. Well, what I did once...

1039
01:00:15,654 --> 01:00:17,113
That's the only really
talented group around.

1040
01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:18,616
- I like "The Doors" better.
- Hmm.

1041
01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:20,826
- "The Doors" are derivative.
- Yeah, but dynamic.

1042
01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:23,370
- What I did, I...
- I also like the...

1043
01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:25,664
Yeah! No, they're... no.

1044
01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:27,374
But once...

1045
01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:29,084
Yes, what the hell
did you do, Rhoda?

1046
01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:30,336
Uh...

1047
01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:38,010
I spit on my mother's grave.

1048
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:41,180
- When?
- At the, at the cemetery.

1049
01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:44,475
My father took me
to see her grave

1050
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,435
and-and we were walking away

1051
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,479
and I ran back and spit on it.

1052
01:00:49,605 --> 01:00:51,148
Why?

1053
01:00:51,273 --> 01:00:52,691
Um...

1054
01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:58,155
She had no right to die
like that...

1055
01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:00,658
And leave me alone.

1056
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:09,041
Come on, Rhoda.

1057
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,213
I'm gonna wash your hair.

1058
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:20,885
'If only I didn't keep sinking'

1059
01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:21,887
'all the time.'

1060
01:01:24,223 --> 01:01:26,433
'I've never seen
anything like it.'

1061
01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:28,769
'Defies the laws of physics.'

1062
01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:31,605
'It's absolutely supernatural.'

1063
01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:33,857
'Maybe it's impossible.'

1064
01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:37,528
No.

1065
01:01:37,653 --> 01:01:40,322
You're gonna learn
to swim. I promise.

1066
01:01:47,496 --> 01:01:49,623
What're you looking at?

1067
01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:52,292
Those things on your teeth.

1068
01:01:52,418 --> 01:01:54,712
Hideous, aren't they?

1069
01:01:54,837 --> 01:01:55,963
Mm-hmm.

1070
01:01:57,589 --> 01:01:59,133
My father says they'll be off

1071
01:01:59,258 --> 01:02:02,636
by the time I start
to notice boys.

1072
01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:04,679
He doesn't seem to know
I've been noticing them

1073
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,056
for quite a while.

1074
01:02:11,562 --> 01:02:13,021
Tell me something.

1075
01:02:13,147 --> 01:02:14,273
Hmm?

1076
01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:18,193
That day on the beach...

1077
01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:20,070
When, you know, when we met.

1078
01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:25,242
Who'd you notice first?
Me or Dan?

1079
01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:26,493
You.

1080
01:02:29,163 --> 01:02:30,289
Why?

1081
01:02:31,749 --> 01:02:34,960
You have an unmapped face.

1082
01:02:35,085 --> 01:02:37,087
- An unmapped face?
- Mm-hmm.

1083
01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:38,922
It doesn't come
right out and say

1084
01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:41,300
what's gonna become of you.

1085
01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:43,177
I mean, you can tell
just by looking at him

1086
01:02:43,302 --> 01:02:45,554
that, um, he's going
to marry a girl

1087
01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:48,223
he meets at the debutante ball

1088
01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:49,558
and have four children.

1089
01:02:51,143 --> 01:02:52,561
An electric lawn mower

1090
01:02:52,686 --> 01:02:54,188
and become chairman
of the committee

1091
01:02:54,313 --> 01:02:55,939
on admissions
to the country club.

1092
01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:57,191
Oh, yeah!

1093
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:02,070
Your face wouldn't fit
the chairman

1094
01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:04,698
of the committee for admissions
to the country club.

1095
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,036
I was wondering
what it would be like

1096
01:03:10,037 --> 01:03:11,997
to kiss you.

1097
01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:13,707
I don't think
you'd hurt yourself

1098
01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:15,292
if that's what you mean.

1099
01:03:17,628 --> 01:03:20,422
I don't know, those braces
look awfully dangerous.

1100
01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:23,050
Not if you're careful.

1101
01:03:24,593 --> 01:03:26,220
If you don't kiss me too hard.

1102
01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:44,363
I, uh...

1103
01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:47,241
Didn't feel them at all.

1104
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,340
- Did you that time?
- Mm-mm.

1105
01:04:07,261 --> 01:04:10,806
You're gonna be a good swimmer,
you'll see.

1106
01:04:10,931 --> 01:04:12,140
When you learn how to swim

1107
01:04:12,266 --> 01:04:13,767
I'm gonna teach you how to dive.

1108
01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:15,477
I couldn't learn to dive.

1109
01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,187
- Oh, yes, you could! No.
- No.

1110
01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:19,022
Sure you could.

1111
01:04:19,147 --> 01:04:20,274
You have to.

1112
01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:26,446
Wait till you see
how beautiful it is down there.

1113
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:30,033
'The colors.'

1114
01:04:30,158 --> 01:04:32,494
The way the light
shines on things.

1115
01:04:34,037 --> 01:04:35,289
The plants.

1116
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,750
Just the shape of things!

1117
01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:41,461
You know, even a... piece
of broken glass

1118
01:04:41,587 --> 01:04:42,963
can be like an emerald!

1119
01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:46,925
And the fish move...

1120
01:04:48,886 --> 01:04:50,596
Gentle, you know?

1121
01:04:50,721 --> 01:04:51,930
Nice.

1122
01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:55,893
Listen to me!

1123
01:04:56,018 --> 01:04:58,729
I better quit school and become
an aquanaut or something.

1124
01:04:59,438 --> 01:05:01,273
Why not?

1125
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,154
You do everything
I tell you to do.

1126
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,035
You learn how to swim
and you learn how to dive.

1127
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,536
- 'And you know what?'
- What?

1128
01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:21,710
I'm gonna kiss you
at the bottom of the sea.

1129
01:05:36,808 --> 01:05:38,393
'There she is. She's coming.'

1130
01:05:42,648 --> 01:05:45,400
Listen, if we're gonna try it,
we'd better try it pretty soon.

1131
01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,569
'Try what?'

1132
01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:50,030
You know... lay her.

1133
01:05:50,989 --> 01:05:51,865
Who?

1134
01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:53,951
Sandy! Now, who the hell else?

1135
01:05:54,076 --> 01:05:55,869
Oh! I thought you meant Rhoda!

1136
01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:57,829
Rhoda?!

1137
01:06:00,332 --> 01:06:01,416
Are you kidding?

1138
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:10,342
That Sandy drives me
crazy sometimes!

1139
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,594
Me, too.

1140
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:14,972
You'd like to as much as me,
wouldn't ya?

1141
01:06:15,097 --> 01:06:17,015
'You'd like to as much as me,
wouldn't ya?'

1142
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,726
Sure I would, yeah.

1143
01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:21,686
We're gonna need
a little protection, aren't we?

1144
01:06:21,687 --> 01:06:23,689
Get that over on the mainland.

1145
01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:25,941
- In a drugstore.
- Okay.

1146
01:06:26,817 --> 01:06:27,943
You get it.

1147
01:06:28,068 --> 01:06:29,903
Ah, we'll both get it.

1148
01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:32,781
- You look older than I do.
- You <i>sound</i> more mature.

1149
01:06:35,534 --> 01:06:36,994
Suppose we go to all this

1150
01:06:37,119 --> 01:06:38,870
great trouble and she says no.

1151
01:06:38,996 --> 01:06:42,165
Why would she say no?
She loves us!

1152
01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:44,626
'She keeps tellin' us,
doesn't she?'

1153
01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:47,045
Yeah, man, but that, that
doesn't mean she loves us.

1154
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:48,380
Do you love her?

1155
01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:49,756
Yeah.

1156
01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:51,299
I mean, do you <i>love</i> her?

1157
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,013
Well, I don't <i>love</i> her.

1158
01:06:56,138 --> 01:06:57,556
But I <i>love</i> her!

1159
01:07:03,812 --> 01:07:06,148
Let's give it a try.

1160
01:07:06,273 --> 01:07:08,984
Oh! Watch that!

1161
01:07:09,109 --> 01:07:11,319
Come on,
let's go meet the girls.

1162
01:07:11,445 --> 01:07:12,654
Hi!

1163
01:07:19,286 --> 01:07:20,537
Come on.
Let's get in the water!

1164
01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:22,163
You wasted the best part
of the day already!

1165
01:07:22,164 --> 01:07:23,914
Yeah. What were you doing
over at Bay Point?

1166
01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:25,667
Show them, Rhoda.

1167
01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:26,918
Go on.

1168
01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:43,727
'Oh, what do you think?'

1169
01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:44,978
Terrific.

1170
01:07:49,191 --> 01:07:50,817
Just terrific!

1171
01:07:58,241 --> 01:07:59,618
Hello?

1172
01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,369
Fine, thank you. How are you?

1173
01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:04,206
Oh, yes!

1174
01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:07,209
Saturday night.

1175
01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:09,669
Uh, I think that,
that would be fine.

1176
01:08:11,213 --> 01:08:13,465
Um, I-I live on
this island, you see

1177
01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:15,467
so, so there's really
not much to do here.

1178
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:17,761
So why don't we go
to the mainland?

1179
01:08:17,886 --> 01:08:19,971
- Who is it?
- Excuse me a minute.

1180
01:08:20,097 --> 01:08:22,432
It's my date!
His name is Anibal Gomez.

1181
01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:24,643
He's 5'7" with black hair
and brown eyes.

1182
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,978
Oh, wow!
The computer came through!

1183
01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:29,523
You do have a car, don't you?

1184
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,900
<i>Sí, tengo un caro.</i>

1185
01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:34,444
You see, I'm learning
Spanish already!

1186
01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:37,155
I look forward to it, too.

1187
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,366
Goodbye, Anibal.

1188
01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:41,701
Goodbye.

1189
01:08:41,827 --> 01:08:43,745
It worked! It worked!

1190
01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,670
The computer got me a date
for Saturday night!

1191
01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:48,250
- You're not going, are you?
- Oh, I sure am.

1192
01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:50,377
'I don't think you should.
It isn't right.'

1193
01:08:50,502 --> 01:08:51,795
Old Mother Hubbard again.

1194
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,462
Well, he's probably
some poor, desperate man

1195
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:54,631
who takes it very seriously.

1196
01:08:54,756 --> 01:08:56,049
Look, let's not make him into

1197
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:57,734
one of the hundred
neediest cases, okay?

1198
01:08:57,843 --> 01:08:59,261
Hey, how can you go?

1199
01:08:59,386 --> 01:09:01,346
He's expecting
someone 22 years old

1200
01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,515
'with blond hair and blue eyes.'

1201
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,308
I can pass for 22
in my mother's wig.

1202
01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:07,269
'You're mother's wig is red.'

1203
01:09:07,394 --> 01:09:09,478
I'll wear something over
my head, I'll wear a scarf.

1204
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,773
He'll never know the difference.

1205
01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:14,151
Wait a minute.

1206
01:09:14,276 --> 01:09:15,986
Why don't we send Rhoda
in your place?

1207
01:09:16,111 --> 01:09:17,320
- Me?
- Oh, hey!

1208
01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:18,487
That's a terrific idea!

1209
01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:19,739
Absolutely not!

1210
01:09:19,865 --> 01:09:21,700
Oh, come on, Rhoda!
It's perfect!

1211
01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:24,118
I mean, you're the right size,
you're the right coloring.

1212
01:09:24,119 --> 01:09:26,371
- You're the right everything!
- My eyes are grey!

1213
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:28,874
Uh, well, we'll tell him
the machine made a mistake.

1214
01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:30,500
I don't speak
any Spanish, either!

1215
01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:32,752
He speaks perfect English.

1216
01:09:32,878 --> 01:09:34,963
Oh, come on, Rhoda!
Honestly!

1217
01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:36,423
He sounded very nice
on the phone.

1218
01:09:36,548 --> 01:09:38,148
Then why do you wanna
make a fool of him?

1219
01:09:38,258 --> 01:09:39,968
I-it's not him, you know?

1220
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:43,138
It's the machine I'm after.
I-I don't wanna be computerized.

1221
01:09:43,263 --> 01:09:45,055
'Then why did you send
in the questionnaire?'

1222
01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:46,474
To screw up the machine!

1223
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:48,142
But now you're going along
with the machine

1224
01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:49,352
by keeping the date!

1225
01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:52,063
I am screwing up
the goddamn machine!

1226
01:09:52,189 --> 01:09:53,469
He probably thinks you're-you're

1227
01:09:53,565 --> 01:09:55,150
a lonely person
like himself who...

1228
01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:57,027
I am a lonely person,
you jackass!

1229
01:09:57,152 --> 01:09:58,820
Where's your sense of adventure?

1230
01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,864
It's not an adventure,
it's a double-cross!

1231
01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:03,533
Now, listen.

1232
01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:05,368
The machine thinks
I'm one person

1233
01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:07,037
but I'm really another.

1234
01:10:07,162 --> 01:10:09,042
So, I'm sending along
a totally different person

1235
01:10:09,164 --> 01:10:10,484
to screw up
the machine even more!

1236
01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:13,501
The Puerto Rican isn't
a machine! He's a person!

1237
01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:15,754
How do you know
he didn't lie to the machine?

1238
01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:18,798
I bet he's an old man of 60
with his teeth falling out!

1239
01:10:18,924 --> 01:10:20,926
Fantastic!
A triple-cross!

1240
01:10:21,051 --> 01:10:22,969
I'm not gonna do it.
Period!

1241
01:10:23,094 --> 01:10:24,136
Now, listen here, Rhoda!

1242
01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:25,889
I'm not gonna do it!

1243
01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:33,605
Now, listen, Rhoda,
I have a sizeable investment

1244
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:35,106
in this questionnaire.

1245
01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:36,566
Me, too.

1246
01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:38,735
Three dollars
and thirty five cents.

1247
01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:40,820
Which does not grow
on bushes where I come from.

1248
01:10:42,656 --> 01:10:45,784
I can't help it if I don't
wanna hurt that poor man!

1249
01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:47,786
It's only a joke!

1250
01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,203
Hasn't she got a sense of humor?

1251
01:10:49,204 --> 01:10:50,789
I certainly have
a sense of humor!

1252
01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:54,751
- I write jokes in my column!
- I bet they're side-splitting.

1253
01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:57,295
I can't go out with a
strange man I've never even met!

1254
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,714
Look, we said we'd go
with you, didn't we?

1255
01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:02,425
Yeah, we won't
leave you alone with him.

1256
01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:05,345
Look, we'll tell Gomez all about
it when the evening's over.

1257
01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:07,471
Yeah. We'll all have a good
laugh together afterwards.

1258
01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:09,140
Including Gomez.

1259
01:11:09,266 --> 01:11:10,684
Really, he sounded very,
very nice

1260
01:11:10,809 --> 01:11:12,143
on the phone, Rhoda.

1261
01:11:12,269 --> 01:11:13,395
Say you'll go.

1262
01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:16,147
Will you...

1263
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:17,732
Will you all stay with me?

1264
01:11:19,234 --> 01:11:20,567
You won't leave me
alone with him?

1265
01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:22,320
No, not a, not for a minute.

1266
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:27,993
Say yes.

1267
01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:30,161
Promise me you won't make
a fool of him.

1268
01:11:30,287 --> 01:11:32,747
Of course not!

1269
01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:35,709
Say yes, Rhoda.

1270
01:11:35,834 --> 01:11:36,835
Well, alright.

1271
01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:43,008
- I'm terrified.
- Don't worry about anything.

1272
01:11:43,133 --> 01:11:44,259
I'll handle it.

1273
01:11:50,098 --> 01:11:51,224
Mr. Gomez?

1274
01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:52,434
Yes?

1275
01:11:52,559 --> 01:11:53,810
Hi, I'm Sandy.

1276
01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:59,024
- Hello.
- Hi.

1277
01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:01,318
Um, this is my friend, Rhoda.

1278
01:12:01,443 --> 01:12:03,403
She's your date for tonight.

1279
01:12:03,528 --> 01:12:06,072
'She's the one who filled out
the questionnaire.'

1280
01:12:06,197 --> 01:12:07,324
You see, she's very shy

1281
01:12:07,449 --> 01:12:10,118
and... that's why
she used my name.

1282
01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:12,620
How do you do?
I am Anibal Gomez.

1283
01:12:12,746 --> 01:12:13,747
I'm pleased to meet...

1284
01:12:13,872 --> 01:12:15,582
You are a pretty girl, Rosa.

1285
01:12:21,046 --> 01:12:22,963
- These are friends of yours?
- Oh, they're with Sandy!

1286
01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:26,634
They're with me.
Um, Dan, Peter, meet Annabel.

1287
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,554
No, no, my name is Anibal.

1288
01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:31,890
- Not Annabel.
- Hi, Anibal.

1289
01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:34,517
- Hi.
- Hello.

1290
01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:39,981
A-a-are we to be together?

1291
01:12:41,566 --> 01:12:42,942
I thought it might be nice.

1292
01:12:46,905 --> 01:12:48,031
Alright.

1293
01:12:50,158 --> 01:12:51,159
If you wish.

1294
01:12:58,249 --> 01:12:59,626
Let's have a drink together.

1295
01:12:59,751 --> 01:13:01,378
I don't drink, Mr. Gomez.

1296
01:13:01,503 --> 01:13:03,295
I really don't feel
like anything right now.

1297
01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:04,964
Maybe a brandy after dinner.

1298
01:13:05,090 --> 01:13:07,175
You two boys
got some identification?

1299
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,636
'Uh, Pete and I had a couple
of belts before we left.'

1300
01:13:09,761 --> 01:13:10,804
We don't want any more.

1301
01:13:10,929 --> 01:13:12,137
But don't let that
stop you, Anibal.

1302
01:13:12,138 --> 01:13:14,015
- You have one.
- Okay.

1303
01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,476
One scotch on the rocks, please.

1304
01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:18,311
Hey, here's a new one
by The Band.

1305
01:13:18,436 --> 01:13:20,855
Oh, good. Play it.
You got a quarter, Annabel?

1306
01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:27,112
It is Anibal, not Annabel.

1307
01:13:27,237 --> 01:13:28,405
Annabel is a girl's name, no?

1308
01:13:29,948 --> 01:13:31,991
'Thank you.'

1309
01:13:32,117 --> 01:13:34,285
<i>Salud,</i> Rosa.

1310
01:13:34,411 --> 01:13:37,622
- It's Rhoda.
- Shall we?

1311
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:41,793
♪ He's headed West
to meet the sun comin' down ♪

1312
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:46,297
♪ He ran the road you ran
when you run out of town ♪

1313
01:13:46,423 --> 01:13:48,550
♪ And like a ship
that disappears ♪

1314
01:13:48,675 --> 01:13:50,677
♪ And fades out of sight ♪

1315
01:13:50,802 --> 01:13:55,223
♪ The memories
will keep him warm tonight ♪

1316
01:13:55,348 --> 01:13:59,936
♪ Magnetic mama
how could it be you? ♪

1317
01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:01,479
♪ Who would have guessed it? ♪

1318
01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:04,274
♪ We thought that you too
were through ♪

1319
01:14:04,399 --> 01:14:08,027
♪ Magnetic mama
the man heads to town ♪

1320
01:14:08,153 --> 01:14:13,199
♪ He's rolling West
to meet the sun comin' down ♪

1321
01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:52,489
♪ Temptation lust and laziness
are coming after me ♪

1322
01:14:58,536 --> 01:14:59,996
Why don't we order dinner?

1323
01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:02,040
No, we got to get Annabel
another drink, right?

1324
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:03,416
No, I'm starved.

1325
01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:06,211
Oh! Dancing
makes me thirsty.

1326
01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:08,545
Uh, miss, can we have another
scotch on the rocks, please?

1327
01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:09,964
Uh, make it a double!

1328
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:12,091
Save us trouble
of ordering another one later.

1329
01:15:12,217 --> 01:15:14,802
I think Rosa has an appetite.

1330
01:15:14,928 --> 01:15:16,971
Now, come on, Rhoda,
he came all the way out here

1331
01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:19,057
just to see you, right?

1332
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:21,476
Rosa, if you want to order,
we order.

1333
01:15:21,601 --> 01:15:26,064
Ah! Here comes your drink,
Annabel.

1334
01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:27,315
<i>- Salud.
- Salud.</i>

1335
01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:30,109
Miss? Miss?

1336
01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:34,112
When the waitress comes back,
will you please tell her

1337
01:15:34,113 --> 01:15:35,406
I want to see a menu?

1338
01:15:35,532 --> 01:15:37,784
Don't blow it, Rhoda.

1339
01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:39,035
You promised.

1340
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:42,830
Come on. Listen, Annabel
isn't even hungry yet!

1341
01:15:42,956 --> 01:15:45,124
Alright, then, if you don't
tell her, I'll tell her!

1342
01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:47,919
Come on, Rhoda,
there isn't any hurry!

1343
01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,212
'Rosa wants a menu?'

1344
01:15:49,337 --> 01:15:51,464
No, she doesn't.
She's on a diet.

1345
01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:54,592
W-w-why do you need a diet?

1346
01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:56,636
You're, you're very slim
and nice.

1347
01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:02,308
You're all very nice.
You will not join me?

1348
01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:04,936
- No, you go ahead.
- Miss, another double, please.

1349
01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:07,063
- Sandy, please!
- What's wrong?

1350
01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:08,564
Annabel feels like drinking,
or he wouldn't

1351
01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:10,024
be drinking, would he?

1352
01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:16,489
<i>Muchacha!</i>

1353
01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:19,742
You know what that means?

1354
01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:20,994
That means...

1355
01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:22,787
"pretty girls."

1356
01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:26,457
Aw, Rosa is a pretty girl, sí!

1357
01:16:28,293 --> 01:16:31,337
No, no, no, in Spanish, we say...

1358
01:16:31,462 --> 01:16:32,504
<i>"muy linda."</i>

1359
01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:33,881
<i>Muy linda.</i>

1360
01:16:35,633 --> 01:16:37,010
Very beautiful.

1361
01:16:37,135 --> 01:16:38,636
<i>Muy linda.</i>

1362
01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:40,513
Oh, that is so Rosa.

1363
01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:44,225
♪ There is a rose ♪

1364
01:16:45,351 --> 01:16:47,478
I see you know that song?

1365
01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:50,013
Hey, that's, that's very good.

1366
01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:51,482
We have to order dinner
right now.

1367
01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:53,943
No, we don't.
Annabel wants another drink!

1368
01:16:56,988 --> 01:17:00,658
No, no, no. No more whiskey,
or I might get drunk.

1369
01:17:01,784 --> 01:17:03,244
You might get drunk!

1370
01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:04,996
Annabel, listen.

1371
01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:06,956
Tell us about Spanish Harlem.

1372
01:17:07,081 --> 01:17:08,291
Were there really roses there?

1373
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,126
I heard there were rats there.

1374
01:17:10,251 --> 01:17:12,378
What about the rats here?

1375
01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:15,298
Oh-ho-ho!

1376
01:17:15,423 --> 01:17:17,008
<i>Olé!</i>

1377
01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:21,179
Oh, whee, <i>toro!</i>

1378
01:17:23,348 --> 01:17:25,391
Hey, let's order!

1379
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:26,934
I think we ought to order.

1380
01:17:31,689 --> 01:17:33,149
You want another drink, Annabel?

1381
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:42,158
One more!

1382
01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:52,919
Hey, baby!

1383
01:17:53,044 --> 01:17:54,503
- Stop them, Annabel!
- Who are you?

1384
01:17:54,504 --> 01:17:55,838
They're after Rhoda!

1385
01:17:58,049 --> 01:17:59,508
'Come on,
let's get the hell outta here!'

1386
01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:00,592
'Come on, come on.'

1387
01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:01,761
Peter, grab her!

1388
01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:03,012
Anibal!

1389
01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:05,973
Let go of me! Anibal!

1390
01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:07,684
- Come on! Let's go!
- Christ's sake!

1391
01:18:07,809 --> 01:18:10,019
- Come on!
- Anibal!

1392
01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:13,231
- Please, come on.
- Shut up! Shut up!

1393
01:18:13,356 --> 01:18:14,482
Help!

1394
01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:15,983
You freaking idiot!

1395
01:18:16,109 --> 01:18:18,861
- Let's get outta here, huh?
<i>- Sí, señor.</i>

1396
01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:21,196
Huh? Come on! Get the lead
out of your ass, Rhoda!

1397
01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:24,492
- 'I'm not leaving!'
- Here we go, brown boy.

1398
01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:50,810
Ah, damn it,
I forgot the umbrella.

1399
01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:52,437
Oh, great, we'll roast.

1400
01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:55,273
You could've reminded me.

1401
01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:58,901
- Where's the umbrella?
- He forgot it.

1402
01:18:59,026 --> 01:19:01,362
God, we've gotta have it.
It's like the Sahara out here.

1403
01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:02,822
Come on. Let's go for a swim.

1404
01:19:19,172 --> 01:19:20,923
- Hi.
- Hi.

1405
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,343
It's one hot day, isn't it?

1406
01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:30,892
Listen, I'm very sorry
about last night.

1407
01:19:31,017 --> 01:19:32,393
Really, I'm very sorry.

1408
01:19:34,562 --> 01:19:35,897
Why did you get him drunk?

1409
01:19:36,022 --> 01:19:37,315
'I don't know.'

1410
01:19:41,903 --> 01:19:43,237
I asked you to stop.

1411
01:19:43,362 --> 01:19:44,946
- I begged you to stop...
- Look, I can't explain it!

1412
01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:47,074
Huh! I really can't explain it.

1413
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,326
Please.

1414
01:20:02,882 --> 01:20:04,300
Do you know I love you?

1415
01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:12,099
S-s.. I guess, I know it.

1416
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,653
But I don't understand you!

1417
01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:28,032
When you're with me,
you can be so gentle

1418
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:30,159
but... when you're with them

1419
01:20:30,284 --> 01:20:31,744
you're completely different!

1420
01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:33,787
Listen, you know that was
a pretty serious situation

1421
01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:35,539
last night, those guys
weren't fooling around

1422
01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:36,873
they wanted to bash
our skulls in, alright!

1423
01:20:36,874 --> 01:20:38,166
Why did you send Anibal
to stop them?

1424
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,417
- I didn't send anybody!
- Sandy did!

1425
01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,753
She sent that skinny...

1426
01:20:40,878 --> 01:20:41,962
He wasn't skinny,
for God's sake!

1427
01:20:41,963 --> 01:20:43,673
He was skinny, and he was drunk!

1428
01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,260
Christ, I don't find
this conversation

1429
01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:49,428
very pleasant!

1430
01:20:49,554 --> 01:20:50,930
All I want to know...

1431
01:20:53,683 --> 01:20:55,935
Is why you were
such a coward last night.

1432
01:20:58,104 --> 01:20:59,230
You know...

1433
01:21:00,565 --> 01:21:02,108
We didn't mean any harm.

1434
01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:08,322
We just wanted to have
a little fun, for chrissakes!

1435
01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:09,574
A little fun?

1436
01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:15,830
What about Anibal's feelings?
What about mine?

1437
01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:19,417
'You three treat people as if
they were made of plastic!'

1438
01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:22,628
- Rhoda.
- What?

1439
01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:24,129
'Remember that day
on the little island'

1440
01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:25,339
'after the swimming lesson?'

1441
01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:27,133
'When we were talking
about things?'

1442
01:21:27,258 --> 01:21:28,551
Well, I felt happier that day

1443
01:21:28,676 --> 01:21:30,845
than I almost ever felt
in my whole life.

1444
01:21:32,305 --> 01:21:33,306
- 'Did you?'
- Yeah.

1445
01:21:33,431 --> 01:21:34,639
And I find you very attractive

1446
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,933
and very sexy and all that, too

1447
01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:37,935
'if you don't mind
my saying so.'

1448
01:21:39,896 --> 01:21:40,897
I don't mind.

1449
01:21:44,692 --> 01:21:47,445
But honest to God, Rhoda

1450
01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:50,489
when you start
to analyze everything...

1451
01:21:50,615 --> 01:21:53,284
You just give me
a terrible pain in the ass.

1452
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:55,870
I see.

1453
01:21:55,995 --> 01:21:57,747
Let's talk about somethin' else.

1454
01:21:57,872 --> 01:21:58,748
I shouldn't have come
here today, I...

1455
01:21:58,873 --> 01:22:00,374
Then why the hell did ya?

1456
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:03,753
- I don't know.
- You don't know!

1457
01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:09,258
You wanna go in the water?

1458
01:22:11,719 --> 01:22:13,888
Come on, let's go in the water.

1459
01:22:14,013 --> 01:22:15,139
No!

1460
01:22:18,184 --> 01:22:22,647
Yeeeeeee-ha-ha-ha!

1461
01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:27,193
Hey, Peter!
Sandy's got her pants off!

1462
01:22:27,318 --> 01:22:29,111
Hang on!

1463
01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:32,198
Peter, come on,
I've got a surprise for you!

1464
01:22:32,323 --> 01:22:33,783
Wait till you see!

1465
01:22:33,908 --> 01:22:35,993
Hey look, I'm the best!

1466
01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:42,708
Hey, what's the difference
between America and France?

1467
01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:45,085
I don't know.

1468
01:22:45,086 --> 01:22:45,962
What is the difference

1469
01:22:46,087 --> 01:22:47,546
between America and France?

1470
01:22:47,672 --> 01:22:49,632
In America, your goose is cooked

1471
01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:51,884
and in France,
your cook is goosed!

1472
01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:55,388
Peter!

1473
01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:02,770
Oh, God, it's hot.

1474
01:23:04,522 --> 01:23:05,940
Change your mind, Rhoda?

1475
01:23:06,065 --> 01:23:07,148
No, thank you.

1476
01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:08,025
Oh, come on, Rhoda!

1477
01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:09,694
Take one and stop sulking.

1478
01:23:09,819 --> 01:23:11,612
I told you I don't like
the taste of it.

1479
01:23:14,991 --> 01:23:16,617
Look, let's...

1480
01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:18,869
Let's get off the beach.

1481
01:23:18,995 --> 01:23:22,164
You know, g-go have
our picnic someplace else.

1482
01:23:22,289 --> 01:23:23,416
Where?

1483
01:23:25,376 --> 01:23:27,461
What about the forest?

1484
01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:29,964
I mean, at least that
would be out of the sun.

1485
01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:31,841
What do you say?

1486
01:23:31,966 --> 01:23:34,927
Yeah, be a lot cooler there.

1487
01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,304
Damn! One of these
damn sand flies.

1488
01:23:37,430 --> 01:23:38,430
Okay, Peter?

1489
01:23:41,058 --> 01:23:43,019
- Rhoda?
- No, I don't want to go.

1490
01:23:43,144 --> 01:23:47,314
- Oh, come on, Rhoda.
- I don't mind it here.

1491
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:49,942
'Why are you so damn stubborn?
Now, will you come on?'

1492
01:23:50,067 --> 01:23:52,528
- No.
- It's too hot to argue.

1493
01:23:57,783 --> 01:23:58,909
Coming, Peter?

1494
01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:02,371
Nah.

1495
01:24:02,496 --> 01:24:04,165
You're making a big mistake.

1496
01:24:07,585 --> 01:24:09,003
Damn hot!

1497
01:24:09,128 --> 01:24:10,629
You can go if you want to.

1498
01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:15,384
You'll be alright?

1499
01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:17,928
Of course!

1500
01:24:22,349 --> 01:24:25,770
See you later, then.
Hey, wait up!

1501
01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:38,115
Well, God bless Rhoda.

1502
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,533
What?

1503
01:24:39,658 --> 01:24:41,619
For once,
she did the right thing.

1504
01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:42,787
What do you mean?

1505
01:24:42,912 --> 01:24:44,914
- Guess what I got!
- What?

1506
01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:46,165
Guess!

1507
01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:49,043
In here!

1508
01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:51,879
Oh!

1509
01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:57,259
What's the matter?

1510
01:24:58,427 --> 01:24:59,804
Nothing.

1511
01:24:59,929 --> 01:25:01,179
You don't look exactly thrilled

1512
01:25:01,180 --> 01:25:02,973
with my brilliance
and foresight.

1513
01:25:03,099 --> 01:25:05,684
Oh, yeah, I'm thrilled.
It's just...

1514
01:25:05,810 --> 01:25:07,645
It's just that it's so damn hot.

1515
01:25:10,481 --> 01:25:11,565
Come on.

1516
01:25:25,371 --> 01:25:26,872
Peter!

1517
01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:28,124
Peter!

1518
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,422
Peter, wait for me.

1519
01:25:35,548 --> 01:25:36,549
Oh, shit!

1520
01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:38,425
Well, well, it's Rhoda.

1521
01:25:38,551 --> 01:25:40,177
You forgot the sandwiches.

1522
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:42,388
We didn't forget them.
We didn't want them.

1523
01:25:42,513 --> 01:25:44,722
Of course, you want them.
It's all we have to eat.

1524
01:25:44,723 --> 01:25:48,435
I've changed my mind.
May I still come along?

1525
01:25:48,561 --> 01:25:49,812
Sure, come on.

1526
01:26:20,718 --> 01:26:22,511
'Take it.'

1527
01:26:22,636 --> 01:26:23,762
'Take it, Rhoda.'

1528
01:26:29,685 --> 01:26:30,978
Now, drink it, Rhoda.

1529
01:26:39,278 --> 01:26:40,571
That's good, isn't it?

1530
01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:43,824
It's bitter.

1531
01:26:45,784 --> 01:26:47,328
Got to take the bitter
with the sweet.

1532
01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:55,502
Oh, God.

1533
01:27:00,174 --> 01:27:02,927
It's as hot here
as it... it was at the beach.

1534
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:06,388
It's worse.

1535
01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:10,226
All that blocks the breeze.

1536
01:27:13,938 --> 01:27:15,940
There is no breeze, you jackass.

1537
01:27:17,233 --> 01:27:19,193
Does anybody want a sandwich?

1538
01:27:19,318 --> 01:27:20,444
I'm hungry.

1539
01:27:23,948 --> 01:27:25,074
I'm starved.

1540
01:27:34,124 --> 01:27:36,085
Famished.

1541
01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:38,379
'Sure work up these
terrible hunger pangs.'

1542
01:27:38,504 --> 01:27:40,756
I'll have a sandwich.
What kind is there?

1543
01:27:40,881 --> 01:27:43,259
Roast beef or ham.

1544
01:27:43,384 --> 01:27:44,510
Roast beef.

1545
01:27:53,060 --> 01:27:54,561
Anybody else?

1546
01:27:54,687 --> 01:27:57,940
Those aren't very balsy looking
sandwiches, Rhoda.

1547
01:27:58,065 --> 01:28:00,985
Don't mock 'em.
She made them, herself.

1548
01:28:01,110 --> 01:28:04,196
'She's gonna make someone
a nice little wife, someday.'

1549
01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:06,156
Do you know how to darn socks,
Rhoda?

1550
01:28:09,410 --> 01:28:12,288
Guess she's not gonna make
someone a nice little wife.

1551
01:28:12,413 --> 01:28:13,539
They aren't too bad.

1552
01:28:28,095 --> 01:28:30,764
- 'Say, excuse me to Rhoda.'
- 'Why?'

1553
01:28:30,889 --> 01:28:33,058
She thinks you made
a vulgar noise.

1554
01:28:34,977 --> 01:28:37,229
You think I made
a vulgar noise, Rhoda?

1555
01:28:37,354 --> 01:28:39,356
She thinks it's uncivilized.

1556
01:28:41,692 --> 01:28:43,151
Do you know they have
a very high level

1557
01:28:43,152 --> 01:28:44,820
of civilization
in Cleveland, Ohio?

1558
01:28:44,945 --> 01:28:46,113
Did you know that?

1559
01:28:49,450 --> 01:28:51,118
They're so civilized
that they swallow

1560
01:28:51,243 --> 01:28:53,829
their burps
along with their beer.

1561
01:28:53,954 --> 01:28:55,331
'You're not drinking, Rhoda.'

1562
01:28:55,456 --> 01:28:58,083
I told you,
I don't like the taste of it.

1563
01:28:58,208 --> 01:28:59,335
It's alright.

1564
01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:01,670
We'll share it.

1565
01:29:03,672 --> 01:29:04,965
Share and share alike, right?

1566
01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:06,216
Yeah.

1567
01:29:08,886 --> 01:29:10,721
Right, Peter?

1568
01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,139
'Right, Peter?'

1569
01:29:12,264 --> 01:29:13,807
Yes.

1570
01:29:13,932 --> 01:29:15,309
Give me that.

1571
01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:34,244
Major truth.

1572
01:29:34,370 --> 01:29:37,414
It is very hot
in this goddamn forest.

1573
01:29:45,047 --> 01:29:46,256
Remember that day, Peter?

1574
01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:50,844
Remember the truth serum?

1575
01:29:52,805 --> 01:29:53,972
Mm-hmm.

1576
01:29:58,435 --> 01:29:59,561
Do you remember it?

1577
01:30:01,230 --> 01:30:03,148
Hey!

1578
01:30:03,273 --> 01:30:06,068
- Come on!
- H-hey! You're wasting it!

1579
01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:19,581
Ooh!

1580
01:30:19,706 --> 01:30:21,875
Ooh, that's better!

1581
01:30:32,052 --> 01:30:33,595
Share and share alike.

1582
01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,058
Thank you, kind sir.

1583
01:31:01,290 --> 01:31:02,416
What's wrong, Rhoda?

1584
01:31:05,085 --> 01:31:06,085
Nothing.

1585
01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:08,839
You look like
you're gonna choke.

1586
01:31:10,549 --> 01:31:11,925
She gonna swallow her braces.

1587
01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:14,386
Where you going?

1588
01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:15,846
Home.

1589
01:31:15,971 --> 01:31:17,097
Don't go.

1590
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,726
Uh, I want you to stay.

1591
01:31:23,103 --> 01:31:25,939
- Peter wants you to stay.
- No.

1592
01:31:26,064 --> 01:31:27,566
Put your top on, Sandy.

1593
01:31:29,026 --> 01:31:30,861
'Why?'

1594
01:31:30,986 --> 01:31:32,279
They can see.

1595
01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:34,990
So what?

1596
01:31:35,115 --> 01:31:37,075
Why don't you take
yours off, Rhoda?

1597
01:31:38,535 --> 01:31:39,912
That's a super idea.

1598
01:31:46,919 --> 01:31:47,920
Peter!

1599
01:31:48,045 --> 01:31:49,171
Do it, Rhoda.

1600
01:31:51,423 --> 01:31:52,466
Peter!

1601
01:31:52,591 --> 01:31:53,884
Do it, Rhoda.

1602
01:31:54,009 --> 01:31:55,219
Peter, please.

1603
01:31:59,598 --> 01:32:00,724
Do it!

1604
01:32:06,313 --> 01:32:08,065
Let me see what
you've got to show!

1605
01:32:09,566 --> 01:32:10,776
Let me go! Stop!

1606
01:32:10,901 --> 01:32:12,986
Stop them, Peter!
Stop them! Stop them!

1607
01:32:14,947 --> 01:32:17,407
Stop it! Stop them! Stop!

1608
01:32:19,117 --> 01:32:21,328
- Let me go!
- 'Peter, stop her!'

1609
01:32:21,453 --> 01:32:22,663
- Peter, stop them.
- Aah!

1610
01:32:22,788 --> 01:32:24,414
Stop them! Stop them!

1611
01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:35,217
Stop it! Stop it!

1612
01:32:35,342 --> 01:32:37,135
Aah! Aah!

1613
01:32:42,266 --> 01:32:43,725
'Let me go!'

1614
01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:45,936
Stop it! Stop it! Stop!

1615
01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:53,902
- Stop it!
- 'Ow!'